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Python is the most awesomest language of all time. If you think other languages like Perl or C++ are better than you are a poser idiot and you should get a punch in the stomach. If you want a punch in the stomac, then let me know because I WILL DO IT!
If you don't know what Python is, then you are probably an idiot, but I will tell you anyway.
- Python is the best programming language of all time (yes, even better than Q-BASIC you dumbass)
- Python was written by this pimpin' dude Guido van Rassumburger. I'm sure this dude gets tons of chicks just by telling them that he invented Python.
- If you use Python, then you will probably get lots of chicks like the Guid-Meister
- People who program in Python are probably at least 30% cooler than people who don't
- Python is named after the Monty Python, Not stupid snakes you idiot!

If I were a snake, I would bite you in your ugly face for calling me a programming language too
Here is a kick ass python program for you to use. It's like the classic "Hello World" program, only like 10 times cooler.
class PythonRocks:
def __init__(self):
print 'Python Rocks!'
p = PythonRocks()